Dad Cap — "Unavailable for Chaos" Embroidered Minimalist Baseball Hat

Lightweight, lived-in, and quietly confident — this Classic Dad Cap reads like a small manifesto. Soft cotton drapes low on the brow, while the precurved Permacurv® visor keeps the sun out of your eyes without shouting for attention. Embroidered across the front in subtle green thread is a short, wry line that lands like a sigh: 'unavailable for chaos.' It’s the kind of cap you reach for on slow mornings, long walks, and afternoons when you want to stay present and uncluttered. The antique brass buckle and hideaway strap let you tune the fit just so. Wear it with worn denim, a slow-sipped coffee, and plans that don’t require hurry.

Product features
- Unstructured low-profile 6-panel cotton body for a soft, comfortable fit
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- Embroidered front text detailing and sewn-in label with brand sticker on visor
- 100% cotton (except Green Camo: 65% polyester, 35% cotton); adult sizing, sourced from China

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.